5 things I would rather be doing

1. Reading Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings on the front porch of the beach house

2. Attending the Lord of the Rings Symphony with friends

3. Hanging out with my friendly neighbor while drinking really good red wine and talking about gardening

4. Listening to Irish music at the vineyard on a cool autumn day watching the kids roll down the hill

5. Travelling around Scotland and the UK investigating haunted castles